Ode to David Thorne:
Rogers is driving me so crazy the only solution I had was to go the Thorne route:
I have tried repeatedly to set up my bill payment to automatic payments. It doesn’t ever work. Not online (the form just returns and error message) and via calling you. From this I have concluded you just don’t want payment in the form of money, but a different kind of currency.
In order to pay my bill to you please accept this poem, which I have written for you. The value of this poem is $1000 so my bill with you is now more than settled:
Rogers Rogers you make me crazy
I need your service because
In Canada you and Bell have
Rogers Rogers you make me sad
Because you could be good
but you are very, very bad.