October 2010
11 posts
Ancient bookcase to hide books from my throat...
Chantelle Suzanne Posted via email from Klondon | Comment »
September 2010
9 posts
My Cross-Dressing Revelation
Me, in 1856. I’m a cross-dresser! I dress for both 2010 and 1856. And I’m going to prove it. Tomorrow afternoon I am in a Victorian Fashion Show at the Klondon Public Library. The others modelling there will be dressing up, but I will be cross-time-dressing. I will be transported to the Klondon of the 19th Century, right down to split underthings and chemises! I will carry...
Parking Revelations: Toronto is effing Klondon!
At 1 pm today I parked in downtown Klondon. Hey, I was buying ferns at Daisy Flowers! $10 per giant hanging fern! To stop in this fern-proximal lot, even for 12 seconds, I had to pay $2.50. What?!?! As I was rummaging in my thrifted Marc Jacobs cammie I saw the Parking lot attendant and I confronted him. What gives? Why is Klondon as bad to park in as Toronto, aka Hogtown, aka The...
Dog City, Canada.
Pawlooza, Klondon. August 2010 Klondon loves dogs. Witness me at Pawlooza. It was packed with dogs and dog lovers. But Jesus hates dogs. There were also many tacky dog clothes and treats far too large and meaty for my pet. I need Klondon to discriminate. I need it to love tiny dogs. I’m dying to meet other tiny dog owners. DYING! If your dog is under 5 pounds and hates other dogs,...
The Best Martini in the Whole Entire World
Hoorays! The best Martini is in Klondon! That’s right! Here in apologetic toe-gazing Klondon. At a VEGETARIAN restaurant! They are at Vegout, originally from Stratford, like Justin Bieber. Why is it the best? IT IS HEALTHY AS WELL AS DELICIOUS. They are made from fresh squeezed lemons, ginger, beets, cranberries and so on. Eff juices. Eff power drinks and energy drinks. This is a...
Montreal bound.
It’s cold in Montreal. _Always_. I’m going to Reborn of course. The Russian Futurists concert on Thursday thrills me. They don’t speak french either. Posted via email from Klondon | Comment »
listening to "Russian Futurists - Paul Simon" →
I will see Russian Futurists in Montreal, just to be silly.
Flavors.me
via flavors.me This is from back in the olden days, when people still thought twitter was a bird sound. Posted via email from Klondon | Comment »
